I have tried to keep blogging over at Spandex Justice, which is the repository for my comic book reviews, as well as my general thoughts on popular entertainment. I just posted a review of the movie Eragon, for example.

Next year, I’ll figure out what to do on this site. Probably more of the same ramblings about science, toys, etc.

The main problem (as with many many movies) is that we have to actually buy into the reality they are selling: the “suspension of disbelief.” In The Island, a company has created an underground bunker to house thousands of clones as “insurance policies.” Let’s say the president needs a liver, for example: if he has a clone, then they take the clone’s liver and dispose of the rest. No problem so far: that’s pretty much Clonus‘ plot, too. The problem is that they’ve created all these blank slate clones and imprinted them with a false past: that the human race was contaminated by some chemical or nuclear attack and that these lucky white-suited folk are the survivors. And, if they are lucky, they will one day go to "The Island."

The plot has the exact same problem that The Truman Show had; namely, when you have complete control over a society, why make them think that there is something better than what they have? If you control their memories, then just implant whatever wackiness you want. Just don’t let them know that there’s anything else other than the environment they live in. And certainly don’t allow them to ever talk to anyone from “the real world.” Or give them keys to the outside.

So we have Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson as "Lincoln Echo Whatever" and "Jordan Hottie Seven" or something. And she’s won "The Lottery." I sorta wished it had been Shirley Jackson’s "The Lottery," because then the movie would have been over pretty quickly. Instead, Lincoln discovers the truth the night before Jordan is to leave, and they escape to the real world. The evil corporation guy (played by Sean Bean, who is always good, no matter what tripe he’s in) sends a group of hardened ex-Delta Force/Seals/Rangers after the two. And, since this is a movie, the two clones with high-school educations and absolutely no combat experience beyond punching each other in some lame product placement future Xbox game manage to elude and kill several of those Delta Force guys.

So, yada yada, they decide that they should see their "real world" counterparts and blow the lid off the whole conspiracy. And they do, after two hours of car chases, motorcycle chases, falling off buildings, dodging bullets, etc. Two hours. No wonder why the DVD didn’t have any deleted scenes on it: Michael Bay put everything in the movie already.

Long story short. If this movie had excised two card chases and three pointless running down corridor scenes, it might have been tolerable. If they had dealt more with the moral consequences of the whole cloning idea, it might have actually have been good. Instead, though, it’s pointless action scene after pointless action scene, and that really isn’t enough for a movie these days.

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I hope this comes to the states soon!

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• George Takei comes out of the closet
• Shatner interview footage on Google Video: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five: this is all raw footage, but quite interesting
• Also via Google Video, you can rock out with Shatner’s Lucy in the Sky
• Here’s a review of the Star Trek: Nemesis DVD director commentary track. I suppose two hours of “I’m sorry” would have been more appropriate.

And don’t forget the Ceti Alpha iPod! Khaaaaannnn!

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Anyhoo, I watched GH back in the late 70s to early 80s, and have just learned that Rick Springfield is returning to the show, playing good old Dr. Noah Drake. Looks like Robin Scorpio is back, too. And I kinda can’t wait. I’m a sucker for old characters returning to anything: TV shows, music, movies, and comic books (just last week, a major character returned to the DC Comics universe, yay; and Kate Bush has a new single and video out, as well as a new album coming).

They better have him and Bobbie get back together, though! And while they are at it, bring back Robert Scorpio.