Here’s a quick list of things you can do to celebrate Presidents’ Day.
- See a play.
- Hire an intern.
- Tap the phones of your political rivals or other American citizens.
- Search for weapons of mass destruction.
- Play with bunnies.
- Trade arms for hostages.
- Give tax breaks to the weathly while cutting programs to the poor!
- Drive along scenic downtown Dallas.
And remember, when your kids ask “Why isn’t there a Vice-Presidents’ Day?” tell them that “Every day is Vice-Presidents’ Day!”
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