I would totally vote for MacGyver in 2008. Any man who can stop a acid leak with a chocolate bar should have no problem with the pesky issues facing our nation.
Plus, MacGyver is smart. It would be nice to have a president who can think and act for himself. You never saw Mac checking [...]

It’s Wednesday! That means weirdness!

Cloning

First kittens for cloned wildcats: Man, cloned kitty wildcats are cuuuuuute!
Cloning Man’s Best Friend: Cloned puppies are also cuuuute!
CLONUS producers sue over ISLAND cloning: Cloned movies are so cuuuuute! Wait…

Nutty Religious Nuts

Robertson called for the assassination of Venezuela’s president: why does this man have a TV show? Shouldn’t he be arrested [...]

Oh no I missed National Punctuation Day yesterday and now I cant manage to use punctuation at all anymore This is not good I need to be able to use stuff like periods commas apostrophes and semicolons today badly but I cant
Whew at least Im able to make new paragraphs without problems thats good I [...]

People sell really weird crap on ebay. I know, someone’s trash is someone else’s treasure, but sometimes it really is just trash. Here are some of the great things you can bid on:

Poop

Moose Poop Earrings
Fossilized Sheep Poo
Fake Dog Poop Letters
Revenge Dog Poop

Giant Monsters

Gamera Slot Machine
The Japanese Poster for the American Godzilla movie

Potpourri

Serial Killer Board Game
Oddities [...]

Yep: a title change for these posts. I figure if I name them after a day of the week, there’s at least a one in seven chance of me actually getting the article up on the right day. Hopefully every Wednesday (which is weird anyhow, because it’s spelled funny) you can expect some new [...]