Superheroes, mutant animals and religious nuts, oh my!

Superheroes

• Baby Man: at least he doesn’t call himself Diaper Man and ruin my childhood.
• ‘Spiderman’ Scales Hong Kong Skyscraper: He’s a crazy Frenchman, but he certainly knows what he’s doing.
• Fathers 4 Justice: If you are trying to make the point that you are a good father and deserve to see your kids, perhaps dressing as Batman and perching at Buckingham Palace isn’t the best plan.
• Being Batman: Anyone have a few million to spare?
• How the Batsuit Works: as long as I have a towel for a cape and a grappling hook, I think I’ll do just fine.

Mutant Animals

• Six-legged puppy dumped at temple: Sad, but what a cute puppy.
• Two-faced kitten shocks owner, veterinarian: So the dog’s name is Ong Fatt (Lucky One) and the cat’s name is Gemini. They should form a Legion of Super-Pets.

Religious Nuts

• Crucified nun dies in exorcism: Hmm. Should I make a joke about “nailing a nun.” No, I will not.

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