Another exciting grab bag of weird news. This time with pirates!

Mammals

• Vampire bats create science vs. cattle blood feud: personally, I’m on the bat’s side. For more information about our fuzzy flying friends, visit Flying Fur, the best bat-blog around.
• Platypus breeds poetry in motion: Millsom is very cute. And "platypusary" is a great word.
• Platypus malady ’swept aside’ by devil disease: this is not so great news for Millsom’s species.

Pirates, Arrrggghhhh

• Experts Hope to Show Ship Was Blackbeard’s: my wife told me that pirates were going to be big a few years ago. She was right.

The Always Amusing Skunk-Ape, Yeti, Sasquatch, Bigfoot

• Male and Female Sasquatch Reportedly Being "Contained" in Oklahoma: are you sure they aren’t just hirsute Okies?
• ‘Dynamite’ Vets Seek ‘Sasquatch’: any movie with a title like "The Sasquatch Dumpling Gang" is sure to have me in the audience.

Send in the Clones

• Clone offspring impregnates Swiss cows: maybe the vampire bats (see above) could bite the pregnant cows, giving birth to some undead clone super-cow.

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